Hi im Joe and i only really come on here when i have nothing else to do me

 

avalar:

I will never be as menacing as this kid on his segway

you know he’s going to ride over your crushed corpse with that fucking segway

(Source: jadeita)

In the end credits, the Coffee Shop Manager is credited as just Coffee Shop. Quentin Tarantino said this was because when Tim Roth puts the gun to his head and says “Are you gonna be a hero?”, the manager only says “I’m just a Coffee Shop-” before Tim Roth cuts him off and starts yelling again.

(Source: thorinshield)

a-star-in-my-sky:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

roses are red

violets are blue

i dont even remember the actual version of this poem anymore 

i actually can’t…

brigwife:

my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light